2. Breathless kisses,burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion.

3 LA man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one.

4.We’ve been together before,in other lifetimes,we’ve fought dragons,and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed.

5.We’ve walked on this earth many times together,perhaps for a moment,perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.

6.So when our time on earth,once again comes to a close have no worries my dear for we will find each other again,and again and again.

7. A special world for you and me,a special bond one cannot see,it wraps us up in its cocoon and holds us fiercely in its womb.

8. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold,gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast and bonds like this are meant to last.

9. Love is the greatest feeling,love is like a play,love is what I feel for you,each and every day,love is like a smile,love is like a song,love is a great emotion,that keeps us going strong,I love you with my heart,my body and my soul,I love the way I keep loving,like a love I can’t control,so remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart,and I have poured my entire soul into you,right from the very start.

10. What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!

2. Don’t be sad, don’t be blue..Frankenstein was ugly too (nu fi trist, nu fi suparat, si Frankentein era urat);

3. He who laughs last, laughs best! But he who laughs first , sees the point (cel care rade la urma , rade mai bine! Dar cel care rade primul,intelege poanta);

4. To be or not to be, this is the question (a fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea);

5. A bad workman always blames his tools (un muncitor prost da intotdeauna vina pe unelte)

6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (o pasare in mana face mai mult decat doua pasari din tufis);

7. A faithful friend is hard to find; remember man and keep in mind (un prieten adevarat este greu de gasit; sa tii minte asta)

8. A friend in need it’s a frienf indeed (prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste);

9. A smile doesn’t cost anything (un zambet nu costa nimic);

10. Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose (intodeauna imita comportamentul invingatorilor atunci cand pierzi);

2. The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing
but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.

3. The guy’s thinking, “Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs
into the room.

4. The second guy says, “It’s the women. I could never stay faithful to my
wife.”

5. The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked
women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there
for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it. His dick was instantly hard and
he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.

6. The third man said “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.”

7. The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot
tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death
bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian
style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.

8. One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three

men.

9. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an
empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or
showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. “I’ll
never drink again!” he says.

10. The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to
give him a second shot at life.

11. The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even
faster than when he went in. “I’m fucking gay!” he screams.

12. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and
gives him another chance as well.

13. The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has
changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was
100 years ago.

14. The devil asks him if he learned anything.

15. The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.

2.God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt

3.If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.

4.I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream For it’s all of you that I can keep

5.As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought “Were the heck did my ceiling go? www.statusuri.info
Status6: I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i’ll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!!

7.Looking in the mirror Here’s what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that’s not who she really is And it’s not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me

8.Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it’s true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.

9.Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me every step of the way.

10. You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

11.I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.

12.If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.

13.The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me “asl?” I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

14.If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.

15.I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call “a floor” a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.

16.Right now I’m dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music

17.This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.